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Virus
22 posts |
#11563 2008-05-17 12:48 GMT |
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Shame on my slack spelling, Bob! |
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LadderToHeaven
22 posts |
#11564 2008-05-17 13:00 GMT |
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hahaha well, i actually went camping last weekend and i went for a wee behind the tent and accidently peed all over my slippers.
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SpringBloom
27 posts |
#11565 2008-05-17 14:19 GMT |
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Long story short, my buddy and I went camping and fishing. We got drunk at the campsite and I passed out beside the fire. The next day i had foot prints on my shirt. When i asked my pal what happened he said that a raccoon was on my shirt. He was afraid to scare it off for fear of it biting me, so he let it be. I didn't believe him until he showed me pictures from his cell phone.
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Species
27 posts |
#11566 2008-05-17 15:37 GMT |
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friend of mine brought his dogs along and i had to get up in the middle of the night to relieve myself when i walked on some dog poop with my bare feet . good thing we were near water so i could clean my foot off .
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SilentHunter
26 posts |
#11567 2008-05-17 15:45 GMT |
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A handfull of us were playing cards in a tent at night. I stepped out to go to my tent. The guys who set up the tent I was exiting forgot a major rule: Always put the tent bag, stake bag and/or pole bag back in the tent. Between the darkness, leaving a brightly lit tent and my own tiredness, I though that bag was a coon. Long story short, I yelled and almost murdered the bag.
Another time I was involved in the theft a rubber chicken, but thats' an even longer story. |
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StraightToThePoint
24 posts |
#11568 2008-05-17 23:21 GMT |
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My first year in boy scouts, I was 11, I was crawling in the sleeping bag for the night. As I slid in my foot touched something furry. My tent mate is still not sure how I exited the tent horizontal, 1 foot off the ground, and moving 20 mph but I did. I drug the bag out and shook it upside down, screaming my fool head off till my little brothers stuffed monkey plopped out. When I got home asked him about it, he said "I did not want you to be lonely on the camp out". Well how could I be mad at that
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OldFriend
22 posts |
#11569 2008-05-18 17:00 GMT |
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Being a Boy Scout isn't always a good thing...for one, since I found out they don't believe in EQUALITY...gay guys can be even better than some straight guys...BSA sucks BIG TIME. Any way...when I was in scouts...some of the guys put 'real human p**p" in another guys sleeping bag...and when the guy slid in...well, you get the picture...ewww...(this seemed to me to be a pretty 'gay' thing to do...but the evil doers were all straight...and, I found out later...the guy having it done to him...was gay). The next camping trip amounted to everyone trying to get some sleep while one 'straighty' tried to do his thing all night...needless to say...everyone was pretty irked with him in the morning...it seems he didn't know everyone in camp was aware of what he was doing....HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW...lol...everyone else did...lol... Now, as I look back...the gay guys in scouts were the NORMAL ones...it was the straightys who had 'sexual' problems... and, today, I'm almost too embarrassed to admit I was in scouting...
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DarkThinkeR
29 posts |
#11570 2008-05-18 17:57 GMT |
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A newly wed couple spent their first afternoon treking miles
over dry hard white salt lake surface taking turns pulling wheeled cart containing all needed for romantic night under deep desert stars. The tent was upright, mattress inflated, and wonderful supper served before they retired amid an intense orange gloomed sunset. About 1 am the warm air grew cold and steady rain began an hour later. Lake bed quickly became soft, then ankle deep mud, and the frantic loading of cart proved useless as it would not roll in muck. They abandoned everything except what could be worn. Their return was slowed by inability to see except by the flash effect of passing electrical storm. Sunrise found them huddled to ward off cold, mud covered from frequent falls, a couple hours from the vehicle still marked with the good wishes of best friends including myself. |
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